Publisher's Synopsis
When I read that John makes straight the way for the lords of life to come before him. I thought this passage was referring to the late "straight-shooting" senator John McCain. That was my asinine assumption until I saw President Barack Obama use the name and tall stature of his secretary of state to figuratively demonstrate to the entire world that his tall John is Kerry.As I watched the Kerry moon washing its tone white with a D-crescent to reveal the hunchback moon-child on fortnights before restoring its dark tone with a C-crescent. I felt the need to scour the town of Washington DC to home in on the late John Adams, he second US president to to rule over many a damsel in distress from the temptation of the biblical snake.Please uncoil like a snake and join me on this literary journey to watch Merlin, magically mimic the Moon Roe, by pulling a jack rabbit like John Kennedy, from the rich man's upside down tall tan hat.To ken why all gracious Johns rise and fall, like the Kennedys rise and fall, I had to contract the help of detective John Shaft, the hardest working dick on the force to copulate and place the pole's icemen therein his piss toll on the streets, like bullets from his pistol.Detective John Shaft, discovered detective John McClane shouting, "Yippee ki-yay motherfucker" with a cocked gun that goes off bang-bang and shoot 'em up in air-ports, like a clan of macs in his piss toll.
